In just 5 days of travel from the Midwest to the Northeast, via US Interstate and County roads I witnessed an extraordinary amount of mammal murder. I documented, created a very specific, organized tally. The numbers don't lie people. Perhaps there's something more to this? What do you think?
Deer- 22
Possum- 6
Badger- 2
Porcupine- 1
Skunk- 4
Squirrel- 6
Porcupine-3
Armadillo- 2
Muskrat/Gopher/Groundhog- 8
Cat- 3
Dog- 1
Blown out truck tires that I mistook for an animal- 28
Animals that I mistook for blown out truck tires-8
BEARS- 0
That's right, not ONE, single bear. You know what that means? Bears are REALLY smart, think about it. If they are smart enough to avoid a pair of bright lights coming at them at tremendous speed, there's NO telling what they are capable of. Total world domination. I predict Bears will soon take over the world. Think about it, a Bear City reality!
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You are soooo funny Jes! And just think you still have today to add on to your roadkill tally! Watch out for the BEARS!!!!
ReplyDeleteOHHH! my favorite city to sing about!
ReplyDeleteHa.. very funny Jess. Now as long as you don't hit anything that way we don't have to add
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ReplyDeletetoo much wine jess? xx
ReplyDeletejess, you may not know since you're on the road and completely out of touch with reality (the media), but i thought i should bring you up to speed with the latest headline news: farrah fawcett is dead at 62. sorry to break the news this way.
ReplyDeleteShoot Jess, I see more road kill every day on my 4 mi. trek to work out here in the stix. love you, aj
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